Out for a morning sail, your small craft runs into a stormy sea...then sinks! A giant, black vessel emerges from the fog, and you are hauled aboard...by a crew of pirates!
The one-eyed captain snickers at your gratitude, and slightly bows in sly humour. You are escorted to a small cabin, and given a dry change of clothes. You are informed that he will come to see you later.
How can you escape? There must be a way! If only you could stall for time! You see through the large porthole that the storm is clearing. The ocean is calm. Land is not far away.
You loudly inform the captain that help is on the way. You slowly (and logically) insist that he'd better not harm you, since the authorities are undoubtably searching for you. The pirate snorts in angry pride. Then he grabs you anyway.
Your body, naked and quite slippery, squeezes out through the porthole. No one knows you have escaped. You dive quietly into the calm water, and swim safely to shore.